kushdrinker:

i need to do a sex

(via vivalakanye)

kylobe:

sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it

(via goshdoka)

dude-thats-my-ghost:

askgeorgebush:

fridge-logic:

askgeorgebush:

What if the Doctor’s name is just something like

Phil

You mean like this

OH

SHIT

(via sexualangelofthelord)

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon having sex with the expression they currently have

(via petitspectre)

rneerkat:

andronious:

rneerkat:

a canoe and a kayak fall in love: it is a forbidden rowmance

Sounds like a beautiful…ship.

no

(via ishimambo)

supermattural:

dear season 9,

human cas waking up from a nap to find dean sitting next to him watching him like “yeah see its creepy isnt it?”

sincerely, 

the entire fandom

(via assprats-in-the-tardis)

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

(via tordles)

guynecologist:

hey babe are you one of the regis bc you are

(via saccharinesinger)